I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
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His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
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Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
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