come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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