I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
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