You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
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The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
you're a fucking everclear ninja. the whole goddamn formal blacked out. you're the worst dj ever
but I'm the best friend ever. I got you laid
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
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Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
Your Saturday night was spent at the opera, mine was spent exchanging naked pics with a hot middle aged man that is so ripped that he looks like he's photoshopped. This is why we're blood sisters. We balance each other out.
I hate you so hard.
tell me about the fingering
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