We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
I queefed so loud it echoed.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
soo... how was my night?
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
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