belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
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I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
im calling her cock vulture from now on
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
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He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
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