he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
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So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
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Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
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