The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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