That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
Just re-gained consciousness in the freshman girls dorm. Normally this would be awesome but I'm on the floor surrounded by chicks doing their homework. This makes me uncomfortable but I don't think they know I'm awake yet. If I b-line for the door can you come get me?
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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