I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
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Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
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I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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