is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
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We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
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I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
My night just got really weird. In a sit down stall bathroom at this nice resturaunt and this guy walks in as I rip a humongous porcelain-splitting fart. Well, I hear him stop for a second. He then opens the door to the stall next to mine, sits down and says, "player two has entered the game."
Did you win?
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
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