Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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