YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
he just fucked me for my cheese.
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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