He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
Oh god. It's my first day here, I'm still drunk and somebody just drifted in a forklift. I'm going to die.
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
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