If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
I need Jameson.
Yea? How do you think I feel? Your job during the delivery is to keep that flask ready. The moment our kid pops out, I'm taking a shot.
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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