just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
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