are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
Go fuck yourself
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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