Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
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She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
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There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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