I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
To be honest I've become too lazy for the work involved in getting laid.
You run marathons and you're too lazy for sex? Priorities, man.
Touche.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
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