Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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