Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
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i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
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Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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