You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
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