"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
it's like iHOP with fire
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
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