thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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