She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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