based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
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