waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
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