you guys were way drunker than both of me
I had a dream you and I were having sex. It was pretty romantic.... until you started pulling out toys.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
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