who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
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And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
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