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i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
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