I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
I had my own version of the Hangover last night. I woke up to a disassembled Christmas tree, shit on the futon, and a hamster in the bathroom with a necklace on that said "Feed Me Bitch." I don't own a hamster. I don't know what I drank last night, but I want to do it again.
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
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Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
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I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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