we have pet lesbian snakes
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.
fuck. you.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
I might be the strongest willed bouncer ever. Earlier tonight a girl flashed me trying to get in. I just replied "Sorry I'm gay", she believed me and left.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
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