Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
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