Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
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He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
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i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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