Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
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She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
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Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
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