white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
I woke up with dick mouth, a raw vagina, an empty bottle of vodka and the best man next to me. I also found my thong by the pool. Best.Wedding.Ever.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
