she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
Ugh. I'm going to die alone, sister. Half-eaten by one of my thirty-seven cats and clutching a martini shaker
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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