a guy named alex was hitting on my friend tonight. he doesnt work on wind turbines tho.
Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
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