did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
Someone shattered a urinal.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
There are leaves in my underwear?
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