So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
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