I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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