Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
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they call him Oral-B. enough said
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
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So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
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