I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
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Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
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I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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