he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
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