Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
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3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
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I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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