i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
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Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
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Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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