? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
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Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
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I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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