Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
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In a shocking revelation, I learned that the Easter Sunday shit show happened not because of vodka but because my gay neighbor drugged me.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
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Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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