Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
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My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
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I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
Google Maps needs to have a hungover setting. That bitch talks too loud and all I want is breakfast tacos & a bloody fucking mary.
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
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