How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
I fill condoms, not promises.
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
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