I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
A girl just asked me to co-sign for her boob job because she didn't have enough credit built up. This is a first.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?