yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
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The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
There is a 97.5% chance that my sketchy roommate is also a hooker.
So when can I meet her?
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You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
he just fucked me for my cheese.