he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
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Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
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It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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