TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
there is puke in my bra ... again
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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