no. you can't hotbox the world.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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