Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
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