have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
Hows this for an invention: a toilet that weighs your poop
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
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took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
The guy who took my order at mcdonalds asked for my number. I think we should start fucking fast food employees, they're easy and think we're goddesses.
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
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New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
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