When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
nutella sex= disaster
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
His hands were made for my vagina.
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apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
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I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
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