I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
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