a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
Come over? It's my birthday
How many times has that text failed you tonight?
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
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That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
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I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
Why do guys insist on chatting me up this early in the morning? I'm just like "Dude, I look like the bastard child of Einstein and a troll doll. Let me eat my Hot Pocket in peace."
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
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