Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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